billionaire cat house with Castles and Chateau

 A suitable castle for a very wealthy feline

No rich kitty cat wants to live like a cockroach and why should they when their master has money up the ass? To be polite let's just say the master or mistress has money up the booty. That just sounds better.  Your cat wants this so you should get it right away. (I make it simple to understand)

gofundme.com/f/critter-and-castle-fun

 Подходящий замок для очень богатых кошачьих

Не богатый кот котенок хочет жить, как таракан, и зачем они, когда их хозяин есть деньги в задницу? Быть вежливым давайте просто скажем, хозяин или хозяйка есть деньги на добычу. Это только звучит лучше. Ваша кошка хочет, так что вы должны получить его прямо сейчас. (Я делаю это просто понять)

The above is simply a detail showing the quality available for the picky cat of the millionaire or billionaire. Your cat house won't look like this at all or maybe just a bit like this...

 Выше, просто подробно показывает качество для придирчивых кошка миллионера или миллиардера. Ваша кошка дом не будет выглядеть так вообще или, может быть, немного, как это ...

 A contented cat, owner of a cat castle made by California sculptor, Farrell Hamann

Some big Wall Street types buy a cat palace and somehow it winds up being used as a kid's dollhouse. Most cats usually go along with this and sometimes even allow a dog to pretend it is a doghouse palace. Cats are easily distracted. 

Below: huge smoke ring generator, cool.

 Довольный кот, владелец кошки замок скульптора Калифорнии, Фаррелл Hamann

Некоторые крупные Wall Street типа купить кота дворец и как-то он завершает используется как кукольный домик для детей. Большинство кошек обычно идут вместе с этим и иногда даже позволяет собаке делать вид, что это собачья будка дворца. Кошки очень легко отвлекаются.

Like a lot of details carved into your pet's home? No problem. Here is a good example of carved details.

 Как много деталей резного в дом вашего питомца? Без проблем. Вот хороший пример того, резные детали.

The above cat, Creamy prefers something ultra modern. His idea of the idea cat house (or doghouse, he's dog friendly) it the modern structure behind him with a nice blanket thrown over the top. The blanket is easily washed so it keeps down the dust.

Want to buy one of these wonder, world class pieces, contact artist/sculptor Farrell Hamann at the email below:

 Над кошкой, сливочный предпочитает что-то ультрасовременное. Его идея домашняя кошка идея (или немилости, он собака дружественных) это современное здание за ним с хорошим одеяло бросил сверху.Одеяло легко моется, что позволяет сохранять до пыли.

Хотите купить одну из этих удивительно, части мирового класса, свяжитесь художник / скульптор Фаррелл Hamann на адрес электронной почты ниже:

farrellhamann@sbcglobal.net

Buy pays shipping, tax, insurance, and any and all fees or charges.

I made the above tiny just to be funny! it says: Buy pays shipping, tax, insurance, and any and all fees or charges. 

 Я сделал над крошечной просто смешно! он говорит: Продам оплачивает доставку, налоги, страхование, а также любые сборы или сборы.

Farrell Hamann Fine Art, Sacramento, California

Hand woven vicuna pet blanket with paw prints for the insanely rich pet. Yes, it is covered with crumbs! 

 Рука ткани животных викуньи одеяло с отпечатками лап для безумно богатых домашних животных. Да, она покрыта крошкой!

How to make Toast (cook) Yes, even you can do this without burning every single hair off your body. 
http://guyboobs.blogspot.com/2012/05/how-to-make-toast-cook.html 

 Как сделать тост (повар), используя современный электрический тостер. Да, даже можно овладеть этим мастерством! Не кладите вилку там, люди, которых вы только могли бы сжечь ваши волосы на лобке!

Urns and indoor monuments (click on link below)

 В случае вашей смерти (надеюсь, вы этого не сделаете), вы не должны полностью исчезнуть в пустоте. Вы можете выходить в стиле класс мире урна или крытый памятника. Некоторые из них произведения изобразительного искусства искусства достаточно велика. http://urnsmonuments.blogspot.com/2012/05/urns-and-monuments-for-dead-available.html

http://urnsmonuments.blogspot.com/2012/05/urns-and-monuments-for-dead-available.html 

King of Nordstrom at Arden Fair Mall.  

 Part of the Castle Village collection

Church of the Blue Moon/Moonbeams on your Naked Booty

A private art museum in Northern California you can drive right up to... really cool sculpture. Bring dogs and kids, smoke a cigar. Hard time getting in and out of your car? no problem. Farrell Hamann Fine Art. California's newest and coolest art museum. See the palace, castles, chateau, huge spheres, and giant flower. By appointment, please call: 1-916-641-7696 Event planners would like to know about this... perfect place for the jaded CEO. Nice meetup location

"Unique Collection" The J. Paul Getty Museum 

If you're nice, you can pet the pug dogs

Celestial Cat and Pug Art Gallery and Sculpture Museum 

 24/7 Frog

The Great Blue Frog Plays with Marbles

Rush Limbaugh sends a "Hit Snake" to eat The Great Blue Frog

Above: Please Stand By, an old time television notice that the station was experiencing a problem. 

Spooky Greeters at Walmart. Video, 3 minutes flat!

Above pic:
I need to know, Doctor, will radioactive fish meal harm my kittens?
(Same question for GMOs)

Critter collection in front of 25 room masterpiece castle. Now there are 8 critters completed and another on the way. Tell you billionaire pays, please. 

Tell the #FDA to save the bees from #Bayer #CropScience

 Help an artist/writer out! 

Part of my famous, much televised mosaic egg collection
"Unique collection" The J. Paul Getty Museum

Nordstrom at Arden Fair Mall in Sacramento

Who is the King of Nordstrom at Arden Fair Mall in Sacramento?  It's me. AKA the Exalted One (formerly Old Butthairs). I have a very top-secret hideout there that you will never, ever find, even using bloodhounds. Incidentally, I'm also the true King of France and Holland and the inventor of 25kt gold. You can read more about me at http://biteycat.weebly.com but don't go there yet.

gofundme.com/f/critter-and-castle-fun

True King of France and Holland and the King of Nordstrom store in Arden Fair Mall, Sacramento, CA

If you are among the favored few, I may give you some Godiva Chocolates (My subjects are insanely nutty for Godiva. The put high fructose syrup in at least some of it, you wouldn't think they'd put that crap in there but they do. Shame. Правда короля Франции и Голландии, и король Nordstrom магазин в Arden Fair Mall, Sacramento, CA
Если вы находитесь среди немногих избранных, я могу дать вам несколько конфет Godiva (Мой предметы безумно вкусный для Godiva. Положить высокий сироп, по крайней мере некоторые из них, вы не думаете, что они бы сказал, что дерьмо там они dobut. Позор

Contains High Fructose Corn Syrup

Mostly, when I'm at Arden Fair and not lurking in my secret hideout, I'm trying to spot secret agents of The Church of Bad! They're all over the place, like rats and not nice rats at that (the rat generally is a noble beast).  When I spot someone from The Church of Bad, I chase them around with a Q-Tip dipped in brown mustard, that neutralizes them pretty darn good and installs motivation for a career change on their brain.

The other best way to deal with agents of the Church of Bad is to sneak up and sprinkle them with pubic hair. That always freaks them out! Pubic hairs are in short supply around here.

Below: Ellen with giant smoke ring clip, very cool! (was here)

Get it today!

Cool items only available at my ZAZZLE STORE

 OK, I'm back, had to take my best of show (before I got her) pug dog: Chuckawookapookatookawakatakatoo, out for a walk. You can just call her Mia. She, of course, is a raw meat dog. I won't even mention the other pug, guy gets on my nerves, everyday clawing me for raw meat with his tiger like claws. 

Chuckawookapookatookawakatakatoo the famous champion pug dog. Don't get her mad, she will turn into something like the ghost black dog of Peel Castle on the Isle of Mann.

 Chuckawookapookatookawakatakatoo der berühmte Meister Mops Hund. Lassen Sie sich nicht sie verrückt, sie wird zu etwas wie der Geist schwarzer Hund von Peel Castle auf der Isle of Mann verwandeln.

Below: 2 ft smoke ring generator, shooting smoke rings at trees and kid

My lovely Star Vase. Subjects puts cool stuff in it for their beloved King and I usually thank them by rubbing their buttocks. If not rubbing their buttocks, I have my personal valet use the ingenious "Hamann Butt Lift" on them which is very popular. The valet grabs the butt, lifts it, taking up most of it's weight, and floats the person around the room.  Utterly relaxing!!

Got stuff to do, back latter. King Farrell (@farrellhamann on twitter, YouTube channel: farrellhamann
Кэти Перри "ню" бабочка костюм! http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/katy-perrys-see-through-butterfly-costume-snafu (Katy Perry's "nude" butterfly costume, a must see!)

ペリーの "ヌード"蝶の衣装をケイティ！ http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/katy-perrys-see-through-butterfly-costume-snafu

I made my subjects stare at this picture of the huge dude holding the super-huge olive. I don't know why. I'm the King so I don't have to have a reason. The subjects got restless after 3 hours so I fined them all 30 brass washers, our monetary unit.  

Please note: if you see a wiener dog in every piece of toast, you may have wienerdogitis. There are two main causes: 1 is listening to idiot Ed Crane on Crane's Corner in KFBK propaganda radio, Sacramento, the other cause is over use of high fructose corn syrup. (which can make you 
fat!)

 Here's Ed Crane of KFBK shit radio

 America's hottest dude

 Amerikas heißeste Kerl

アメリカのホットな男

미국의 멋진 남자

মার্কিন হটেস্ট লোক

 Amerikas heißeste Kerl

 Ameryki najgorętszym facetem

 Le plus chaud de l'Amérique gars

 الرجل الأكثر سخونة في أميركا

The Roseville Galleria is wealthier than Arden Fair Mall but the girls are much, much cuter at Arden Fair Mall.  Just wanted to let you know.  

 Market Square is a little mall stuck on the East end of Arden Fair. I'm going to tell you about that but first have to do some research. Don't use the restrooms in the basement.... ever and don't send a kid down there without a switchblade knife.  This is no joke.

Note: shirt tucked into underwear for photographic purposes only. Wearing my best pair of boxers!!  No need to explain the sidearm, I hope.

 Gold plated potato chip that Rush Limbaughzbub's housekeeper shook out of his pants. Limbaugh is a member of the Church of Bad so I have to keep an eye on him. The sad fact is that Rush Limbaugh (Limbaughzbub is actually a turd eating alien from the planet Crap. 

 Above is the Royal Drink of the King of Nordstrom's at Arden Fair Mall. (Can't buy this anywhere) 

My study in the Royal Palace
This is the Bieber section

Above: Rare Justin Bieber pic. (From his secret album: "Eat me, I'm a Twink!"
 Вверху: Редкие Джастин Бибер рис. (Из его тайну альбома: "Съешь меня, я красавчик!"

Main staple in the Justin Bieber diet, little pink and white mГлавный продукт в рационе Джастин Бибер, розовый и белый зефир и закуски сырые куриные желудки.arshmallow snacks and raw chicken gizzards. 
 ジャスティン·ビーバー食事、少しピンクと白のマシュ.マロのスナックや生鶏の砂肝の主要な主食。
 Hauptnahrungsmittel in der Justin Bieber Ernährung, wenig rosa und weiße Marshmallows Snacks und rohem Hühnerfleisch Muskelmagen.
 জাস্টিন Bieber খাওয়াদাওয়া, কম গোলাপী এবং সাদা marshmallow খাবার এবং কাঁচা মুরগীর gizzards প্রধান প্রধানতম.

Ah, tasty raw gizzards just the way Bieber loves em!

Токсичные убийцы робота ошибки из космического пространства
Problemas assassino tóxicos robô do Espaço Sideral
Toxiques Bugs robot tueur from Outer Space

GiТftige Killer Robot Bugs fra verdensrommet
 Toksyczne Bugs Robot zabójcy z kosmosu
  Bugs toxice Killer Robot din spaţiul cosmic
 從外層空間有毒殺手機器人錯誤
 विषाक्त बाह्य अंतरिक्ष से खूनी रोबोट कीड़े
 외계에서 온 독성 킬러 로봇 버그
 Toksiskas Killer Robotu Bugs no kosmosa
 Bugs Robot Pembunuh toksik dari Angkasa Lepas
 Bugs robot Tocsaineach Killer ón Spás Amuigh
 বিষাক্ত মহাকাশ থেকে ইসলাম রোবট বাগ
 Eitrað Killer Robot Bugs úr geimnum
 Tóxicos errores del robot asesino desde el espacio

سمية البق الروبوت القاتل من الفضاء الخارجي

 Heh, gold is not a problem.... just a tad of my secret horde of gold nuggets from my little hideaway in the Sierra Nevada. Don't try following me, I don't use a trail and I just might double back behind you and roll a boulder down on your head.  This is gold of very high purity, Leprechaun grade.  The Mercury dime and the Indian head nickel are for scale.  I got me a whole pot of these and there is plenty more for the grabbing.  

Heh, ist Gold kein Problem .... nur ein bisschen von meinem Geheimnis Horde von Gold-Nuggets aus meinem kleinen Versteck in der Sierra Nevada. Versuchen Sie nicht, mir zu folgen, weiß ich nicht verwenden, eine Spur, und ich könnte einfach verdoppeln Rücken hinter sich und rollen einen Stein nach unten auf den Kopf. Das ist Gold von sehr hoher Reinheit, Leprechaun Klasse. Die Mercury Dime und das indische Kopf Nickel sind für die Skala. Ich habe mir eine ganze Kanne davon und es gibt viel mehr für das Grabbing

 Хех, золото это не проблема .... чуть-чуть моего тайного орда золотых самородков от моего маленького убежища в горах Сьерра-Невада. Не пытайтесь за мной, я не использую след, и я как раз может удвоиться позади вас и катить камень вниз головой. Это золото очень высокой чистоты, Лепрекон класса.Центов Меркурия и индийский никель головы для масштаба. Я меня весь банк данных, и есть еще много для захвата.

Forums: Worse car you have ever owned, worse boat you're ever owned. Mainly a boat site.

 Cell Phone Tower
(I've got to watch it here because if I say any more, they will try to have me killed. I wouldn't die easy, heh heh, I'm prepared, I'm like the thing in the movie Alien "You don't dare kill it!" It is said that the Army Corp of Engineers works on these and way too much juice goes into them and the cell antenna are too long. Haarp? Death frequency? See the bird on the very top. That's no bird, that's a drone! The drone on the cell tower knows the bird below, I've been watching them and recording their every move... Secret: If you get real close and are wearing a copper ring, Justin Bieber's cell phone calls will transmit directly into your brain!

See? Here's proof right here of the cell tower plot!  Damn bird started pulling out my hair! I'd hate to have those talons wrapped around my throat. 

 Setting up in my large metal shed. 

By appointment: 916-641-7696 Want to see people from Marin County and Granite Bay also.
Bring the kids and dog. OK to smoke your cigar! 

http://lostandfoundpanties.blogspot.com/ 

Flush away Grover Norquist and his infernal no new taxes pledge

The Great Blue Frog as Art Critic

The Great Blue Frog and his Boiled Cabbage

The Great Blue Frog and the Snake

http://s1189.photobucket.com/albums/z426/farrellhamann/